when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
x-men first class quotes (part 1)
very fucking punny you shits
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
With seven million people, Hong Kong is the 4th most densely populated places in the world. However, plain numbers never tell the full story. In his ‘Architecture of Density’ photo series, German photographer Michael Wolf explores the jaw-dropping urban landscapes of Hong Kong. He rids his photographs of any context, removing any sky or horizon line from the frame and flattening the space until it becomes a relentless abstraction of urban expansion, with no escape for the viewer’s eye. Infinite and haunting.
Editor’s Note: Co-signed.
True story: Vanessah started drinking with me, and now I wake up to this. I feel like a proud parent.
iconic video of my childhood
I still regularly quote this.
I can’t reblog this without providing a link in case anyone doesn’t know what this is. Because everyone should know what this is, I feel.
that’s a sweet earth, you might say
oh this is SO FREAKING SPOT ON
in secret, between the shadow and the soul.
|—||Neruda (via wanderers-haven)|
I just realized that the word button is like butt on
Butt On Butt Off
Lost a follower for that one :(
I think the problem is that she speaks out against eating disorders by calling out the people WITH eating disorders, not people CAUSING eating disorders. Like OK, she’ll say “it’s weird that hollywood categorizes me as fat” as an observance, and then in the same conversation say shit like “anorexics are just crazy omfg wtf.” It goes with her whole misunderstanding of mental disorders.
I’m sure she’s been called fat, but let’s be honest, if Amber Riley or Gabourey Sidibe went on the record talking about how “omfg I love to eat” they would immediately be slayed by tumblr and the rest of the internet. Why? Because those women (notably, BLACK WOMEN) are actually, ACTUALLY considered “fat.” Jennifer Lawrence says “I’m so considered fat’ and everybody is like “OMFG BODY POSITIVITY NO SHE’S NOT AT ALL SHE’S BEAUTIFUL” and she got cast as mystique (a character that is literally in the nude all the time) and Katniss Everdeen (a character literally described as “too skinny to be pretty”). There is no way Amber Riley would have been cast as Katniss. That’s the difference.
So it’s actually super, super harmful for a person with Jennifer Lawrence’s body to go around saying “I’m such a fat kid” when actually on the scale of body size, she’s considered normal. In fact, her appeal is “I’m so normal.” So the way she addresses weight issues is incredibly harmful and ignorant.
I don’t mind the whole “I love to eat” thing she does but I have hated the way she makes fun of people with weight issues.
i can’t tell if this is a girl doing female to male makeup and just put on lipstick and eyemakeup or if this is a guy who put on makeup
Either way you look at it, they have a sweet stache and deserve a high five
I am so lost
The mustache has been in the armstrong family for generations.
High-five for open minded people
this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them
yeah but it’s also okay if all you can do is roll your eyes because educating is great and all, but sometimes you can’t deal and it isn’t your responsibility as a marginalized person (however that manifests itself) to educate ANYONE.