negotiations with chaos
me at friends house
friend: so... what do u wanna do
me: idk its ur house
friend: idk ur the guest
me: idk its ur house

thunderboltsortofapenny:

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SCREAMING

american presidents are the strangest fucking celebrities

ladybubblegum:

fanfiction writers who censor the word god in their hardcore gay sex scenes are the most confusing people

they might just be really strongly culturally Jewish? it’s kind of a thing. i guess at that point, it’s cherry-picking religion, but still.

markoruffalo:

Mutants. Since the discovery of their existence they have been regarded with fear, suspicion, often hatred. Across the planet, debate rages. Are mutants the next link in the evolutionary chain… or simply a new species of humanity fighting for their share of the world?

be-blackstar:

braiker:

bethrevis:

US Constitution, First Amendment: The right to assemble, to have free speech, to have freedom of the press.

Ferguson Police: Kicks out media and limits protestors to a “First Amendment Area”image

funny, i thought the WHOLE COUNTRY was a first amendment area. silly me. 

is this a fuckin joke?! 

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

hermione + text posts

mebemrcupcakes:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

tennants-hair:

i found myself on omegle

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like are you fucking kidding me there were 44,000 people online but i’m still forever alone

misandryxvx:

khanandkittens:

KITTEN DOESN’T WANT TO BE FED. KITTEN WANTS TO HUNT. 

(My new project is photoshopping kittens into my favorite movies! Message me if you have any awesome movie suggestions.)

iamthewolfbird