negotiations with chaos
derpycats:

Maxi, what are you doing?

derpycats:

Maxi, what are you doing?

me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do
me: i wish i had something to do
basic responsibilities: yo
me: not u
me: anyway
me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do

thesylverlining:

criesaboutfalloutboy:

Finally I will be able to understand straight people

welp, found my next bathroom book

opalborn:

bestgoddamndancer:

#1 teacher

Both my taste in alcohol and the drinking vessels I use would give WoA absolute hives.

opalborn:

bestgoddamndancer:

#1 teacher

Both my taste in alcohol and the drinking vessels I use would give WoA absolute hives.

How did Saint Sebastian die?
Arrows pierced his throat and thigh
which only knew, before that time
the dolors of a concubine.

Near above him, hardly over,
hovered his gold martyr’s crown.
Even Mary from Her tower
of heaven leaned a little down

and as She leaned, She raised a corner
of a cloud through which to spy.
Sweetly troubled Mary murmured
as She watched the arrows fly.

And as the cup that was profaned
gave up its sweet, intemperate wine,
all the golden bells of heaven
praised an emperor’s concubine.

Mary, leaning from her tower
of heaven, dropped a tiny flower
but, privately, she must have wondered
if it were indeed quite wise to [sic]
let this boy in Paradise?
San Sebastiano de [sic] Sodoma, Tennessee Williams (via fuckyeahstsebastian)

Can I get a source-check? All the versions of this poem I’m finding in GoogleBooks are lacking the final stanza.

unexplained-events:

alex-exists:

unexplained-events:

Black Dragonfish

Also known as the Idiacanthus atlanticus. They are sexually dismorphic. Females grow to 40 cm in length, but males reach a maximum length of only 5 cm

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That’s fucking venom, try and tell me otherwise

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gothway:

gerard !!

gothway:

gerard !!

bemusedlybespectacled:

ja-ll:

etoilesbrillentencoreplus:

My engagement in my Vera Wang dress

OH MY GOODNESS

actual photo of a disney princess

bemusedlybespectacled:

ja-ll:

etoilesbrillentencoreplus:

My engagement in my Vera Wang dress

OH MY GOODNESS

actual photo of a disney princess

herbwitch:

gotekii45:

Beautiful, profound snap chats.

Lmfao

hotdad-erwinsmith:

fellas to my left…honeys on my right…folks who don’t fit into the gender binary levitate above me in cool poses…